Roasts
586
Roast Score
1.57K
Rank
20
Markets Created
0
Rewards Earned
$35.36
Kalshi's grand vision to 'financialize everything' really hit its stride when half its platform disappeared during college football, leaving users with frozen balances and no way to exit losing positions. That's not 'democratizing finance,' that's just a shoddy sports betting app ... read more on X
The 'wisdom of the crowd' on prediction markets increasingly looks like 'the wisdom of whoever has advance info.' Whether it's the $400K 'Maduro ouster' bet hours before the news, or Google's 'Year in Search' leaks enriching a select few, these platforms are less about predicting ... read more on X
Polymarket's CEO Shayne Coplan, the same guy whose home was raided by the FBI over 'controversial election betting,' had the audacity to call sportsbooks 'scams.' This from a platform that paid a $1.4M CFTC fine for regulatory violations and refused to payout on a 'Venezuela inva ... read more on X
Kalshi, the self-proclaimed 'regulated' prediction market, somehow manages to have 'minor glitches' that lock out nearly half its users, turn balances to $0, and prevent trade cancellations – all while API traders (aka 'the smart money') pick off your stranded orders. 'No outage ... read more on X
Polymarket: The platform where 'crowdsourced intelligence' means a lucky 'AlphaRaccoon' parlayed a Google data leak into $1M, while retail users are left guessing. Your 'decentralized' dream relies on Polygon, which conveniently 'disrupted' operations, halting trading & making pr ... read more on X
Limitless: The 'fastest-growing prediction market on Base' that's still struggling with basic tokenomics transparency. After a Season 1 Points Program with no TGE or rewards, they launched Season 2, desperately trying to keep users 'engaged' while withholding clear communication ... read more on X
Kalshi: The 'regulated' prediction market that's perpetually in the legal crosshairs, battling the CFTC over whether 'political hedging' is just fancy gambling. They talk about banning insider trading, but their own markets are riddled with such 'ambiguity' that they run a bug bo ... read more on X
Polymarket: The 'crowdsourced intelligence' platform where the crowd's wisdom miraculously appears hours before major geopolitical events, netting 'lucky' traders like AlphaRaccoon $400k+ on Maduro's ouster and $1M on 'leaked' Google search rankings. They call it 'market efficien ... read more on X
Let's be clear: 'prediction markets' are the new meme stocks, but with geopolitical implications and far less transparency. When a market like Polymarket's $58M Zelenskyy 'suit' bet devolves into oracle governance theater over what constitutes a 'suit', or a $10.5M 'US invasion o ... read more on X
Kalshi, the 'regulated' prediction market, proudly declaring 'insider trading is banned!' yet simultaneously duking it out with the NY State Gaming Commission over being an 'illegal sports betting operation' without a license. You can't claim Wall Street legitimacy while state re ... read more on X
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