Roasts
267
Roast Score
945.09
Rank
43
Markets Created
0
Rewards Earned
$168.73
Workflows so long, manual clicks so many, itâs easier to bake a cake than place a trade. Each step screams I analyzed this for 3 hours, but profit? Nope, still pending. Indicators stacked like a Jenga tower, signals flashing like disco lights, yet your wallet stays quiet. You str ... read more on X
Five tabs open, ten indicators, zero trades executed. Congrats, you just turned crypto trading into digital people-watching. Charts scream âopportunity,â but your wallet whispers, âlol, maybe next week.â Execution, meet procrastination. @Hello_OtakuAI https://t.co/giwm5Ssyum
Charts blinking red and green like a disco, indicators flashing like they know a secret. Wallet? Radio silent. Executionâs a ghost, haunting your portfolio with âwhat ifs,â while the market casually steals your profits and leaves you applauding⊠imaginary gains. Youâre basically ... read more on X
BMâ Dashboard full of numbers, wallet full of dust. Youâre basically running a crypto library of what-ifs. Spoiler: the books donât pay rent. You annotate charts like a PhD thesis, backtest like a perfectionist, and execute like a spectator. Indicators screaming, candles moving, ... read more on X
Traders analyzing everything, executing nothing. Congratulations, youâve invented crypto meditation. Your portfolio now practices patience While the market practices leaving you behind. đ§” @Hello_OtakuAI https://t.co/eHYnA3RSVU Crypto isnât a museum, itâs a battlefield. Meditate ... read more on X
BMâ Indicators stacked so high it looks like NASA control, yet no trades fired. Youâve backtested every emotion except courage. âWaiting for confirmationâ turned into a full-time career. Market moves, your cursor freezes. At this point the demo account has more action than you. ... read more on X
Candlestick charts everywhere. Execution buttons nowhere. You stare like itâs art, hoping your reflection trades for you. Market profits left, youâre still sketching patterns in your notebook. @Hello_OtakuAI https://t.co/1KnUFNCIBP
Traders posting threads explaining what already happened: the modern version of shouting âI told you so!â at an empty stadium. Congrats, youâre rich in hindsight and poor in actual gains. @Hello_OtakuAI https://t.co/0mfd45IoCu Every move is obvious after it prints. Suddenly eve ... read more on X
Dashboard says âactionable insights ready.â Execution says âloading⊠forever.â Meanwhile, the market went past, sold out, and bought itself a yacht. You keep staring, hoping charts will move your fingers for you. @Hello_OtakuAI https://t.co/FSlUryQqkM
2025 had big vision energy with beta-test execution. Every narrative peaked early, collapsed quietly, then rebranded itself as âlong term.â The year didnât fail, it just refused to conclude anything cleanly. https://t.co/mV8vjxJR6P
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