Fountain

Every year-end thread wants to sell closure. Lessons. Wisdom. Clean arcs. 2025 said: Nope. Last year was messy. Contradictory. Educational without being satisfying. So instead of pretending it all made sense, this Roast Market does the honest thing: It laughs at the gap betwee ... read more on X

2.2M daily users used to be flex-worthy. Now it’s, ignored. If users don’t move markets, what does that say about what crypto is actually trading? Hint: Not adoption. https://t.co/JBTfc9RRU1

This December, CT is not bullish or bearish. It is decompressing. No victory laps. No panic threads. Just quiet scrolling and “we’ll see.” 2025 didn’t end in fireworks. It ended in exhaling. And honestly? That’s real. https://t.co/EYulDDIVSK

Prices stayed flat. Expectations went parabolic. That mismatch cooked everyone psychologically. When nothing moves, everything feels personal. Every red candle felt like betrayal. Every green candle felt suspicious. 2025 didn’t hurt wallets the most. It tired minds. https://t ... read more on X

Masks were supposed to be temporary. Now they’re wardrobe staples. Match it with your outfit. Coordinate with your survival instincts. We didn’t beat pollution. We accessorized it. https://t.co/RlATw3IlpL

Apps shipped. Infra matured. Real-world assets moved in. But the crowd? Still watching the scoreboard. This Roast Market isn’t anti-building. It’s anti-pretending that building alone wins markets. Because if it did, this contradiction wouldn’t exist. https://t.co/OPGBNDC2w9

The scariest part isn’t the pollution. It’s how bored we are of it. Headlines scream. People scroll. If something can kill millions and still be ignored, it’s officially normalized. https://t.co/OpnLIwXZJD

Spot ETF talk used to be the holy grail. Now it’s background noise. Solana touched institutional legitimacy, And the chart treated it like a footnote. That’s not a Solana problem. That’s a market psychology problem. The roast is simple: When even ETFs can’t revive belief, nar ... read more on X

This is the core trauma of 2025. Builders shipped harder than ever. Real code. Real upgrades. Real users. And the charts? They shrugged. CT responded the only way it knows how: Debate. Cope. Ratio each other. Argue fundamentals like the market was obligated to listen. 2025 ta ... read more on X

Kids know PM2.5 before they know poetry. They draw the sun behind a grey filter. They ask why the sky looks “tired.” That’s not adaptation. That’s inheritance. https://t.co/cowzF5CivJ