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Prediction markets used to feel smart. Now they feel like betting apps in a suit. “Wisdom of the crowd,” but somehow the insiders always finish first. That’s not foresight, baby, that’s spoilers with liquidity. 🔥 https://t.co/ibyv0ZrLUP Gm CTO
Prediction markets have graduated from crowd intuition to exclusive leaks for those who treat global chaos like a stock ticker. https://t.co/9LuMMrYr02 Gm CTO
You tweet all day about decentralized truth and legacy media being dead. But when a whale rigs the order book and wipes you out, you tag the SEC instantly. You don’t want free prediction markets, you want markets where you hold loaded dice only. https://t.co/ZCHMNH9Uoe Gm sol fa ... read more on X
Strong infra lifting weights, price action skipping leg day, while CT pretends vibes are valuation. Solana https://t.co/rJqqO3fUT9 Solana update
If you’ve ever watched a chain improve in real time while price collapses, you already get this Roast Market. Builders shipped, users stayed, infra improved and the chart still ignored it. That disconnect is the contradiction worth roasting. https://t.co/mebe2V0Qet Update on @so ... read more on X
Years of brilliance shipped a protocol nobody uses. Code immaculate, liquidity extinct. Charts narrate gravity. Meanwhile memes mint millionaires. Respect the brain, question the impact. Rest up, builder—this masterpiece awaits visitors that never arrive. @solana https://t.co/8 ... read more on X
Notice how the loudest Solana to $1,000 accounts suddenly started tweeting about AI Agents and DePIN the moment the price went sideways for more than a week? Lmao 😂😂 https://t.co/JnZoqGu121 Solana update
These platforms call themselves prediction markets, but half the volume looks faker than a crypto influencer’s six-pack photos.” https://t.co/fBoD14OHw9 What do y’all think about this?
The environment minister of Delhi says If we pour water on the AQI meter, the AQI meter will get ruined 🤦🏻♂️ Does the minister's AQI meter get ruined every monsoon? Delhi is ruled by the most incompetent people ever. https://t.co/thbVkgTHc6 True or false?

We spent the whole cycle telling the world Solana is for Real Finance, but the moment the dog-coin liquidity dried up, the Real Finance guys realized they don't actually like the tech, they just liked the gambling. https://t.co/FsMTjua2jb Gm fam

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