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Leaderboard brain is when a human stops thinking and starts chasing a scoreboard like it’s oxygen. You’ll spot them easily. Same project. Same talking points. Same insight. Posted every single day like it’s a parole requirement. Not because they believe in it. Not because they ... read more on X
The funniest part about the 100-Yap cutoff isn’t the number. It’s what it did to people’s brains. Overnight, thinking stopped being the job. Optimization took over. Same ideas. Same angles. Same templates. Different usernames racing to be first, not right. You didn’t lose mind ... read more on X
ZEC: The privacy coin that ghosted its own parents. Devs walk out, no warning, no note. Just vanish like they had a bad group project in high school. And holders? They’re left staring at their wallets like, Wait… am I supposed to feel betrayed or embarrassed? The chart doesn’ ... read more on X
Long before now, Yaps measured mindshare. But now, they measure how fast you can copy-paste a trending take before the feed refreshes. Every scroll is the same ritual: gm alpha thread this changes everything bookmark this before it’s gone All for one number. One cursed number: ... read more on X
You open five crypto dashboards. Charts everywhere. Alerts popping. You feel like a genius. Then… nothing. You just stare. Screenshot. Bookmark. Wait. Meanwhile, the trade you wanted? Already gone. Bye-bye money. Threads explain what happened… after it happened. Congrats, you ... read more on X
Imagine waking up and realizing you got rugged by a former mayor. Not a dev with an anime PFP. Not a 19-year-old founder tweeting from a hostel. A politician. Eric Adams looked at Solana and said, “Yeah… this is how I teach kids blockchain.” Bro didn’t drop a whitepaper. He dr ... read more on X
ZEC holders found out the devs left the same way you find out a group chat died. No announcement. No goodbye. Just silence… and a chart bleeding out. You open CT and it’s already chaos. People screaming “INSIDER DUMP” like they caught someone red-handed, meanwhile the only thin ... read more on X
ZEC really woke up and chose maximum privacy. So private the devs disappeared like a test transaction you forgot the memo for. One minute you’re holding a “serious privacy asset.” Next minute the entire core team is gone and CT is asking questions you don’t have answers to… or ... read more on X
Crypto Twitter didn’t get nerfed. It got exposed in daylight. The algo didn’t wake up evil. It got trained. GM spam. Fake alpha. Threads that say nothing in 12 tweets. Most CT reach was artificial. Engagement pods, mutuals, recycled takes bouncing around the same 2k people. I ... read more on X
Ledger Sounds serious, right? Like a vault, like Fort Knox. Reality check: it’s more like Ledger… of leaks. Every time someone hears Ledger, they don’t think security. They think: Remember that time my email got sold? Which breach is this now, 2020, 2023, 2026? “Oh look, anot ... read more on X
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