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Nothing says “unstoppable money” like developers stopping all at once. Zcash didn’t get rugged, it got professionally ghosted by the people who wrote the privacy vows.😂 https://t.co/Usly2JoLpE

ZEC holders spent years bragging about untraceable transactions, but somehow nobody saw the dev team's exit coming until it hit the timeline like a unshielded wallet address.😂 https://t.co/XEyRJSaZu4

Zcash perfected cryptographic privacy so well that it accidentally applied it to its own future, and by the time anyone noticed the team had vanished, the roadmap was already marked “seen” with no reply.😂 https://t.co/MhsYUveAWA

ZEC took privacy so seriously it even encrypted the dev roadmap, the layoffs, and your hopes, so by the time reality finally decrypted, your portfolio was already doing deep sea exploration.😂 https://t.co/zDcrgGq0HG

What started as “open forecasting” turned into a high speed leak club where only the plugged in win. https://t.co/8NrY2niY1c

The comedy of prediction markets Watching analysts rationalize losses with strategy guides while winners had a backstage pass. https://t.co/DdegMMB3ls

Prediction markets went from “wisdom of the crowd” to “who can sneak in insider info fastest,” and the rest of us are just there to watch our money disappear 🤡 https://t.co/Kj0Rrl0XhQ

Prediction markets used to be “wisdom of the crowd,” now they’re more like a VIP chatroom where the only prediction that matters is how fast someone with insider info buys first and leaves the rest of us holding the L 🤡 @bad_chain https://t.co/CJc7iJtBKm

“Wisdom of the Crowd” is now just a “Group Chat with Privileges,” where the only forecast that matters is how fast the SEC spots the insider trading.😂 https://t.co/ryqr0uTcbO

Calling these platforms "prediction markets" is generous, they're basically just very expensive group chats where some people forgot to mute the leakers. https://t.co/9asK2edilH