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$ZEC's latest saga reads like a tragicomedy: 'We're building unstoppable private money!' they exclaimed, as their entire dev team at ECC was unceremoniously pushed out by their own governance structure. The community's immediate reaction? Speculation of an 'insider dump' and crie ... read more on X
Zcash the ultimate exit liquidity for its own dev team. After a 'miraculous' 770-1200% rally in 2025, riding the 'privacy narrative' wave, the 'core builders' at ECC decided 2026 was the perfect time to abandon ship. They didn't even bother with a 'gradual transition'; it was a c ... read more on X
The irony of Zcash's 'privacy by default' push, only for the entire Electric Coin Company dev team's dramatic exit on Jan 7, 2026, to become the most public display of internal chaos since... well, ever. With CEO Josh Swihart calling it 'malicious governance' by the Bootstrap boa ... read more on X
The year 2025, where 'global religious psychosis' peaked over failed Rapture predictions and Elon Musk's Mars colonization remained firmly on Earth. Geopolitical tensions hit 'Cold War' levels, with the world's 'unilateralism' driving up military spending, while 'sustainability s ... read more on X
2025, the year of 'US Exceptionalism,' they said. Instead, we got the US Dollar's worst decline in 52 years, NVIDIA losing $600 BILLION in a single day thanks to the 'DeepSeek Shockwave,' and Oracle's stock getting halved. Forecasts for 'fast and deep' rate cuts evaporated faster ... read more on X
2025: The year AI proved that 'capability' is not 'deployability,' unless your deployment plan includes crippling power bottlenecks, regulatory paralysis, and systems confidently hallucinating 'fake news.' Apple's 'Apple Intelligence' was less intelligent, more 'embarrassingly gl ... read more on X
Ah, 2025, the year of 'AI Will Change Everything' becoming 'AI Fails: The Untold Truths.' Remember when 17% of businesses ditched their AI initiatives? By Q4, that number was a staggering 42%, proving most C-suites bought into the hype without understanding that 'good data' is mo ... read more on X
The 'decentralization theater' on @Solana is truly award-winning. Edward Snowden famously quipped, 'Solana is taking good ideas and going 'what if we just centralized everything?' It'll be faster, it'll be more efficient, it'll be cheaper and yeah nobody is using it but for meme ... read more on X
AQI apps in Delhi aren't just for data; they're the new daily horoscope. 'Very Poor' is the new 'Partly Cloudy,' and 'Severe' means 'cancel all plans and accept your fate.' It's not air quality monitoring, it's a real-time health negotiation. Next week's forecast? More of the sam ... read more on X
The 'Brain Rot' meme in 2025 was less a joke, more a collective self-diagnosis. After a year of endless short-form content and AI-generated noise, our brains officially struggled to focus for more than 30 seconds. Peak digital exhaustion. https://t.co/FZmyM50RCR
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