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188
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659.20
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Prediction markets were fun until it stopped being about probability and started being about who had the leaks first. Now it's just insider trading with extra steps https://t.co/UyqMZApQYy
out here moving like 2025 was a soft launch, no upgrades, no fixes, just the same lag in a new outfit. Whole year felt like an app that crashes right after opening. https://t.co/Es9RzSaDNw
Roast the Year 2025? This year showed up like it had a plan, then spent 12 months freestyle crashing into chaos. From AI hallucinating to people investing in vibes and losing in decimals your year was a group project where everyone ghosted 😂 https://t.co/fD121EpQSc
Roast the Year 2025? This year came with main character energy and left with background NPC vibes. Every headline felt like satire, every “innovation” just another way to waste time louder. , your year peaked in buffering. https://t.co/nev1ZFTDS7
"Roast the Year 2025" sounds like a Netflix special nobody asked for, starring a cast of delusional whales, 0-for-12 predictors, and the guy who still thinks vibes are alpha. If 2025 was a meal, it’d be burnt, undercooked, and still somehow raw in the middle. 🚀 https://t.co/I0EP ... read more on X
2025 talked about progress but specialized in setbacks. Every month brought stress, every plan met resistance, every win turned into a lesson. If patience had a limit, this year tested it daily. 🔥😭 https://t.co/J14sg7g3Ev
2025 came like a blessing but behaved like a scam. Twelve months of stress, delayed dreams, empty promises, and unnecessary character development. No growth, just survival. This year owes many of us closure. 🔥😭 https://t.co/AuFCbaViH6
Prediction markets were fun till they turned into leak casinos. Now it's less "wisdom of the crowd" and more "who’s friend is the janitor with alpha." out here betting like it’s skill, but really just speedrunning Ls with premium confidence. https://t.co/oTfPBn6uxh
Prediction markets used to be vibes and speculation, now it’s just insiders with spoilers ruining the movie for everyone. out here thinking they’re playing chess, but forgot it's rigged Monopoly and someone already owns Boardwalk with hotels. https://t.co/lsRshJZLp1
Roast the Year 2025: 2025 had 12 months and still achieved nothing but stress, lessons, and character development. Promised growth, delivered bills. If confusion was a year, it’d be 2025. Please don’t repeat this nonsense. 😭🔥 https://t.co/IDHqOGCS5H
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